#....mmmm johnny cat...

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

johnny has very. cat like mannerisms. n by that I mean he loves a lil patch of sunlight. does not like bein approached suddenly. has like 5 people he's chill with n does NOT want more. n will scratch the fuck out of you when you piss him off.

[alwaysshallow]

I need hockey player!simon Trying to be romantic with f!reader but her just being annoyed by him

In a cute way you know?

mmmm i feel like simon wouldn't really know how to approach the reader though, lmao. he's just?? annoyingly attractive, yes, but also annoying in general. staring at you - like it explains every feeling he has in his chest - and scaring off other men, so they won't approach you. hell, even johnny is strictly prohibited from having a contact with you.

he's not the man of words, more... gestures. buying you flowers and giving them to you, saying something about you being good so that's why you received them.

someone's annoying you? from his team? okay, he breaks their nose and the deal is done. there's something cute and concerning in this, but you only see the green flags lmfao.

he doesn't say he loves you or anything, he just brings you stuff. like a cat.

[wisp-reaper]

For @skyearth85 @finiteuniverse13 @fergusfraserapologist

It's Pamper Your Boyfriend Day!

Modern au Dave x Anthony Greville-Bell

"This is happening! You've got the day off, and I'm going to get my hands in your hair!" Dave came into the kitchen yelling while Anthony was innocently drinking his morning coffee.

The poor fella was taken completely by surprise, "You what?"

To be fair, Dave could have phrased it better the first time. "I want to wash your hair and show you how to take care of it properly."

"Oh, okay." Anthony agreed nonchalantly which blew Dave's mind because if he knew his boyfriend would agree to it so quickly he would have said something sooner.

"Right... okay then. Glad we're on the same page." Dave stared at Anthony and narrowed his eyes as if this was too good to be true.

After coffee, Anthony let Dave drag him into the bathroom. They didn't have a setup that leant itself to washing another's hair without it being an awkward position that required constant shifting. But Dave made the best out of the situation. He poured Anthony a bubble bath with rose water and jasmine soap.

When people ask why Dave smells so good, he usually points to Johnny, if he is around, because he was Dave's mentor when is came to combining bathing with selfcare.

Anyway, back to the task at hand. He brought the shower head lower and got Anthony into the tub without issue. The soft sigh was enough to ease Dave's trepidation about his boyfriend turning into a feral cat at the last minute, the secondhe touch the water.

Dave wets Anthony hair and combed through it, first with a his own comb and then with his fingers. He turned away to pick up a bottle of shampoo specifically for their hair type and turned back to find Anthony smirking at him playfully. "What?"

"Nothing, just realised why you get up early on a Saturday now is all."

"Oh really?"

Anthony hummed "I can see the appeal."

Dave scoffed and rubbed the shampoo into Anthony’s hair and then pulled out a scalp massager. Anthony stared at the pointed prongs and flinched before they touched his head, "relax it's squishy silicone. See." Dave pushed his finger against a spike to bend it.

"Looks like a torture device." Anthony pouted.

"Most beauty products do." Dave laughed."Now hold still. It feels great, promise." He started gently, and when Anthony warmed up to it his pressed a little harder, scrubbing Anthony’s scalp. "Good?"

"Mmmm"

"Told you so." Dave chuckled and rinsed the soap away.

"Remind me why you're a builder and not a barber." Anthony asked when dave started with the conditioner.

"Don’t know, wasn’t really into this stuff back when I chose that path. But hey, I'll wash your hair anytime, pet."

Anthony grinned "sounds good." They shared a quick kissed before Dave finished washing out the conditioner.

"Rest happens in the drying portion, so why don’t you enjoy your bath and let me know when you're done... no dunking your head in that bath water." Dave added quickly at the end.

"Aye aye, Captain." Anthony giggled and saluted before picking up his flannel.

Meanwhile, Dave raided the cabinet for oils, sprays and hair mousses to decide what to try first on Anthony. When he's boyfriend was done he climbed out of the bath and got into his towel and bathrobe. They head into the bedoom, and Anthony sat on the bed watching Dave mumble to himself over the multitude of hair products. He ended up starting with a heat protection spray and blow-dried Anthony’s hair until it was semi-damp and semi-dry then put and smal amount of moose on the curling ends and returned to drying his boyfriends hair all the way through.

"There!" Dave turned the hairdryer off.

"Done?" Anthony looked up at Dave.

"Done." He nodded. "wanna look?"

Anthony nodded and Dave hands his a mirror "I look like a poodle that just left the groomer. Think I'd win best in show?" Dave rolled his eyes. "So soft, thanks Davey."

Dave smiled and kissed him. "Anytime."

[keriweird]

Medals don't matter

Emails to mum

plz

"Medals don't matter": when Johnny Shepard-Itō was 7 years old he had a fever, so without thinking twice his father called in sick to the ceremony where he was supposed to get a medal of recognition or something (haven't weed out all the details) and stayed home to take care of his son. Hannah (his then wife and Johnny's mother) is much more career and adept with internal politicking, and was scolding Hiroshi for skipping it. Hiroshi brushed it off, knowing what mattered more to him. Later on Johnny injures himself saving a stray cat right before one of his martial arts (BJJ) tournaments and his dad uses it as a teachable moment that medals don't matter, doing the right thing even when it's hard does matter. Something to that effect. It's still an ongoing WIP/backstory piece that I might use as a flashback or something.

"So you missed it? Last night's ceremony?" Mom sounded incredulous. His dad grunted in the affirmative. Johnny burrowed a little more into the thin cotton quilt draped over his lap, couch cushions swallowing him more. "Hiroshi, you can't just skip medal ceremonies! My god! It's like you're allergic to recognition. What did you even say to get out of it?"

"Didn't say anything. Used a personal day."

"Used a– *Hiroshi*." Muffled chatter came over the connection on his Mom's side followed by a sigh. "I've got to run, but we'll pick this up next time I'm on leave."

"Medals don't matter, Hannah." Dad's quiet grumble of a voice grew a little closer and he leaned over the back of the couch, phone screen popping down in front of his face displaying Mom's face. "Say goodbye to Johnny at least."

"Goodbye, Love." She smiled widely, copper hair gleaming in that tight bun she always wore with her uniform.

Johnny knuckled his eyes and smiled back. "Jya ne, Kaa-chan."

Her smile fell a little. "Johnny, in English, please. You know I don't speak Japanese."

"Sorry Mom, bye mom. I miss you, when are you coming home?"

Her lips rolled into a tight line, and her eyes glanced off screen at another murmur of noise. "Love, I'll be back before you know it. And with some cool surprises I picked up for you. You just need to be patient a little longer. Focus on school and your next tournament. Get the best grades and win that trophy while I'm gone and I'll be so excited to come home and celebrate!"

Dad cleared his throat loudly, making him jump and then laugh before knuckling his eyes again.

"Right, gotta run. Others are waiting for the comm. Love you! See you soon!"

The screen blacked out and Dad tucked the phone back in his pocket with a gusty sigh. A big hand suddenly cupped his forehead with a tsk of his tongue. Dad spoke in Japanese, even though Mom had just scolded him for speaking it.

"Still hot. Almost a full day now. Headache?"

"Better."

"Good. Hungry?"

"No…"

"Oh? That so? Not even for… fried udon?"

"I didn't say that!" Johnny grinned brightly and tipped his head back to look up at him.

"Mmmm… maybe you'd rather have caterpillar pie."

"Nooo!"

Dad flashed his white teeth in a fake snarl and hoisted him up, blanket and all. He giggled as he found himself swung up over his shoulder and carried into the kitchen where all the ingredients were already waiting beside the skillet.

"Or maybe worms instead?"

"No, noodles!"

"Worms are kind of like noodles."

"Daaaaad!"

Dad chuckled, raspy in his ear and warm in his belly.

"Emails to Mom" is 24 year old Johnny email correspondence WIP for Rivaling You's prologue, which takes place during his ICT post Torfan. In this particular WIP he's detailing a series of ridiculous dreams he's had. One involves not drinking and driving a whale. Heh, dream logic be crazy.

[vronism]

oc profile

i was tagged by @bnbc my beloved and im passing it to @kojottek, @ssevth, @siennamain, @tireddemigod, @silverhandsass but take it easy and join if you want to <3

General

Name: Jesse Virginia Diaz

Alias(es): the Vulture, V, Vivi (exclusively by Kerry for some reason), Bullseye

Gender: Female

Age: 23 as of 2077

Birthdate: April 15, 2054

Place of birth: Peach Springs, Arizona

Hometown: Vista del Rey, Heywood, Night City

Spoken languages: Native in English and Spanish

Sexual preference: panromantic, asexual

Occupation: little bastard thief (2065-2070), merc (2070-2075) retail worker and a tattoo artist (Atlanta, 2075-2077) merc, again (2077-2078), missing person (2078-??????)

Appearance

Eye colour: complete heterochromia in both eyes, right eye is brown, left eye is washed-out green, she never wore lenses to cover it up

Hair colour: naturally dark brown, went through array of colors up to 2077

Height: 5′3″ / 162 cm

Scars: A lot, the most obvious is the one on her face, she got it while the drunk partner of her mother hit her with a broken bottle when she was a kid, then she has some street brawling scars here and there, a scar across her stomach from her first confrontation with the Scavs, and a lot of self-h*rm scars all the way down her arms and thighs, mostly covered by tattoos.

Favourite

Colour: violet, purple and rusty red

Hair colour: mmmm on her the one she had in 2077, this pinkish violet mess she dyed herself

Song: I'm not sure she has a fav one, but likes indie rock hehe

Food: shes a raccoon, she eats every trash but likes burritos a lot uwu

Drink: Silver Tequila cherry coke

Have They...

Passed university: never went to school lmao

Had sex: yes

Had sex in public: probably, who knows what was going on when she was on drugs as a teen

Gotten pregnant: oh nonono, shes disgusted by the idea, the first "body mod" she's ever gotten was literally getting spayed

Kissed a boy: absolutely

Kissed a girl: aplenty

Gotten tattoos: absolutely. did tattoos herself. got tattoos tattooed by her on her own thighs

Been in love: unfortunately

Stayed up for more than 24 hours: obviously, a trash mammal through and through

Are They...

A virgin: nope

A cuddler: only in the morning

A kisser: not really

Scared easily: naw

Jealous easily: nope

Dominant/Submissive: tough question, but I'd say she falls exactly in the middle of the spectrum. she does as she pleases, to be honest, so she's whatever she feels like in any given moment.

In love: yes

Single: I... don't think so

Random Questions (TW: Self harm/suicide mention)

Have they harmed themselves: absolutely, a lot, unknowingly carries self-destructive tendencies to this day

Thought of suicide: yepshe does a lot tbh

Attempted suicide: overdosed on drugs she was taking at the time, but her body said "we ain't having that here"

Wanted to kill someone: yes and she did for the first time when she was 10 years old :)

Have/had a job: yeah, sure, all the way from being a paid assassin to a customer service worker

Have any fears: death and being alone

Family

Sibling(s): twin half-sisters, she doesn't know them though, they were a year old when she was ten and out of the house.

Parent(s): Gabe Diaz, indigenous Hualapai, her dad; Isabela Guadalupe Pérez, Mexican, mother; also her mother's partner in Night City, Dan Tucker, whom Jess singlehandedly murdered

Children: nonononono

Significant other: Johnny Silverhand

Pet(s): Nibbles the cat and Huckleberry (aka Turnip), a honest-to-fucking-god mustang horse

[maliby]

Diagnosis: Love (Finale) | Jaehyun’s route (M)

word count: 1.8k

warnings: smutty smut, explicit sex scene, explicit language

summary: Y/N is the new nurse at NCT Hospital - the best hospital in the country. She was expecting it to be a big step in her career, but 'Bad Boy' Doctor Johnny Suh and 'Valentine' Pediatrician Jeong Jaehyun take her by surprise.

“Sit down Jaehyun,” you pointed to the seat right next to you, the dimpled smile he had on his face making your heart pump twice as fast.

“What’s this about?” When you heard his honey-like voice for the first time in about a month you felt your whole body melt. You had missed him so much that you just wanted to get this over with and be with him.

“I think you know.”

His expression faltered a bit, him letting out a huge sigh to prepare himself. “Alright, I’m ready.”

“Jae-”

“No, wait!” He interrupted you to say something further. “I just want to tell you that no matter what you have chosen...I’ll always be there for you. It’s gonna hurt but...I can manage.”

“You’re so sweet,” you tried to encapsulate his big hands with yours, the warmth that was slipping through spreading all over your whole body. Your eyes found home in his, the connection between you two feeling like an electrical current that was trying to join you together.

“You’ve always been so sweet. Even when it looked like you were being a jerk you were actually being sweet.” You pointed out, remembering about the time he had broken up with you out of nowhere.

“Buut...” Jaehyun trailed off in a saddened tone, making you realize how you complimenting him actually sounded like you were ready to tell him that you weren’t choosing him.

“No, no, no, no buts!” Your hand left the warmth of his and reached for the smooth skin of his cheek. “What I’m trying to say is that you’ve always thought more about my well being than yours...you’re so selfless, so caring, so...beautiful.”

Your body slowly leaned towards his, with each breath getting closer and closer. Your faces were a few inches apart, the will to just reach over and kiss him was overwhelming you so much that you couldn’t help but look down at his lips.

“You are beautiful,” he smiled at the way he was making you blush.

You tried to pull yourself together, but you were so excited that you just couldn’t hold it in anymore - you had to confess.

“Jae, I want you, would you please be mine?”

Jaehyun smiled, his hand finding purchase on the back of your head, lightly grabbing a fist full of your hair, “I’m already yours.”

In a matter of seconds, you closed that small distance between the two of you and kissed him. The kiss was fervent, frenetic even, like two lovers who were starved of each other and wanted nothing more than to consume all the love and passion the other had to give.

Your hands grabbed the centre of his white dress shirt and ripped it wide open, the sound of buttons falling everywhere echoing in your living room.

“That’s Ralph Lauren,” he pointed out with a smug look on his face.

“You can pay for it, Doctor,” you teased, your lips slowly reconnecting with his.

Jaehyun readjusted himself on your couch and then grabbed you by your thighs and moved you to be on top of him in a straddling position. His hands grabbed the end of your shirt and pulled it up over your head, you raising your arms to help him. His hands then snaked around your body and pulled you in closer so your core was right on top of his hardening bulge. After that, he took advantage of the position of his hands and unhooked your bra, your sensitive nipples now rubbing straight on his skin.

“I missed you so much Jae,” you moaned into his neck as you worked on leaving a perfect hickey.

“Me too.” He lightly grabbed at your hair and redirected you so you were looking straight at him, his lips glueing back on yours.

His dick was getting harder and harder, making you grind more fiercely onto him and moan into his mouth. He grabbed you by your thighs and lifted himself up, carrying you straight to your bedroom. When he reached his destination, he delicately placed you on your bed, leaving a trail of kisses down from your naked torso to your abdomen. His hands then played with the button of your jeans until it came undone, both your jeans and underwear being pulled down by him.

“Can I taste you, baby?"

His lips were randomly kissing the skin on your thighs while his fingers ran up and down your legs, a touch so light and soft that it might as well have been feathers.

You opened up your legs and used your right one as a hook to wrap around his neck and pull him closer to your core. “Yes.”

Jaehyun was gentle at first, placing small kisses here and there and upgrading to small licks. Then, he started to run patterns on your folds with his pointed tongue, purposely avoiding your clit. With the help of his fingers, he spread your folds out, fully exposing you to him. His tongue went back in, teasing your entrance and swiping up to your clit, swirling his tongue around it a couple of times before he finally dived in and sucked on it.

“Fuuuck,” you moaned into your bicep as your other hand grabbed a fistful of his hair and pushed him further in. “Keep doing that.”

He obliged, repeating that same move a couple of times before his tongue gave its undivided attention to your bud, waves of pleasure travelling from your core to all of your body. And when you thought things couldn’t get any better Jaehyun surprised you with his long finger.

“Oh baby, that feels so good.”

“Mmmm,” he moaned, the vibration on his lips adding an extra kick. “I love it when you call me baby.”

He added another finger and you could swear you were about to reach the fucking moon. Both the speed of his penetrating fingers and of his hard-working tongue was driving you into pure madness, that sweet feeling of release getting closer and closer.

You were a fucking mess: your hair was probably all dishevelled, your teeth were sinking into your bottom lip, your juices were spilling right down to your comforter and your fingers were pinching as hard as they could on your nipples. You wanted to warn him you were about to cum but you were so high on the pleasure that you couldn’t even do that, you just closed your thighs around his head and squirmed as you moaned incoherent sentences.

“Mmmph, fffuck-”

You blacked out for a moment. You heard an echo of his voice and you felt a ghost of his lips on your hips but you didn’t really register it.

“Shit Jaehyun,” you said between ragged breaths as you came to, “your tongue is fucking heaven.”

“Is it?” He asked with a cocky grin.

“Yeah.”

“Well...” he got on all fours and moved like a cat as he dragged his tongue from your pussy right until your lips, “take it then.”

You sucked on his tongue, before switching it up to a deep and passionate kiss, the mix of his saliva with your juices turning you on beyond belief. Your hand moved towards his crotch and groped him, making him hiss into your lips.

“You’re so hard for me baby,” you whispered as you kept on massaging him over his pants.

“For you? Always.”

You didn’t say anything, you just unbuttoned his pants and rid him of the rest of his clothes, his leaky cock getting all your attention - you wrapped your hand around it and started pumping it up and down.

“Can I suck you, baby? I miss having you in my mouth,” you confessed as he sucked on your neck.

“Mmmm...no. I want to fuck you. Hard.”

This side of him was coming as a pleasant surprise to you. It’s not that he was all about vanilla and ‘making love’, he could be lewder if he wanted to, but saying it like this to you? With that dark aura around him? Made you so hot for him that when he reached for the bedside drawer he knew possessed your box of condoms you simply grabbed him and pulled him back on top of you.

“Fuck the condom, I’m on the pill,” you said, “do me raw.”

That was all it took. In no more than five seconds, Jaehyun was collecting your slick with his cock and entering you.

“Fuck, you feel so good,” he moaned as he initiated the movement.

“Mmmh, I missed your cock so much.”

“Here it is baby,” his fingers were toying with your nipples as he picked up his pace. “Just for you.”

“Mmmh,” you mumbled, “such a big and hard cock, just for me...”

Jaehyun went animalistic with your comment. He removed himself from inside of you, turned you around and pulled up your hips so you were on your knees. He then pushed your head down, grabbed your hips and resumed his attack on your cunt, this time from behind.

This new position was making him hit entirely new places inside of you which, when added to the sweet stinging sensation of the slaps he was delivering to your ass and the way your fingers were playing with your clit was getting you closer and closer to your orgasm.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck...”

In a welcoming change of character, Jaehyun forcefully grabbed you by your hair and pulled your upper body up, your head falling back on his shoulder. “Are you about to cum?”

“Yeah. It feels so fucking good,” you cried out loud as he snapped his hips against you, the amount of pleasure you were getting was so intense that you could feel your release approaching. “Cum with me baby.”

Breaking his new character’s persona for a few seconds, he placed his fingers on your chin and turned your face towards his, giving you a sweet and loving kiss. “Your wish is my command.” And just like that he pushed your torso back down and pounded into you until you were both cumming, the clenching of your walls milking him dry.

“Fuuuck,” he cursed as he spilt into you, his warm seed filling you up.

As soon as he was done, he slipped out of you and laid right beside you, pants being all that was heard.

You turned to your side so you could look at him and admire his fucked out expression: eyes closed, hair all messy, sweat dripping and swollen lips. It took him a while to open his eyes back up but when he did, the sweet and loving Jaehyun was back and your heart raced. This time though, the culprit for the accelerated pace of your heart wasn’t sex, it was something much deeper.

“Jaehyun?”

“Yes?”

“I love you.”

His eyes lit up, his dimples popping back up thanks to the loving smile he was giving you.

“I love you too.”

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Thank you for everyone who read this story, your support means the world to me! ❤️ And thank you for picking Jaehyun (or not) 😂 I thought I’d be able to choose by the end of this but this just proves that you should never put your own biases against each other. I couldn’t even choose between them for a bias, what made me think I could do it for this? 😂

Also, I will be posting an epilogue, I just don’t know if it’s going to be tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, but keep an eye out!

Once again, thank you so much, I hope you liked it ❤️

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[reblogthefunny]

Late posting these but this a large collection of things the (then) Nine Year Old said (Part 1):

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“Dad look at me I’m thinking outside of the box.” - The Nine Year Old, sticking her head outside of a box, while I’m trying to read

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“I see her butt. It’s not like ours.” - The Nine Year Old, in reference to the dog

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The Nine Year Old: “I’m vegetarian now.”

Me: “So you don’t eat bacon?”

The Nine Year Old: ...

Me: ...

The Nine Year Old: “I’m not vegetarian.”

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“Dad, the sad thing is at my moms house everyone is becoming vegan.” - The Nine Year Old

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“There’s so many ways to fart on people.” - The Nine Year Old

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“Mmmm, that’s so Gouda.” - The Nine Year Old every time she eats cheese currently

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The Nine Year Old: “Dad what’s that thing they have at hotels that’s on all the time?”

Me: “Cable?”

The Nine Year Old: “Yeah cable.”

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My girlfriend was explaining about some earbuds that had just come out and the new technology behind them:

(From the internet: “The Ear Tip Fit Test helps ensure users get the best audio experience from AirPods Pro by testing the quality of the seal and identifying the best ear tip size for them. After placing AirPods Pro in each ear, advanced algorithms work together with the microphones in each AirPod to measure the sound level in the ear and compare it to what is coming from the speaker driver. In just seconds, the algorithm detects whether the ear tip is the right size and has a good fit, or should be adjusted to create a better seal.”)

This turned into us jokingly saying, “This one fits just right.” While I was trying to think of a good Goldilocks joke in response I was upstaged instead. The Nine Year Old, who was listening, chimed in, mimicking, in a robotic voice, what she presumed the ear buds might say:

“You are too big... You are too small... You are too fat...”

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Me: “Did you learn anything in school?”

The Nine Year Old: “Nothing.”

Me: “Nothing?”

The Nine Year Old: “That’s what I wrote on the paper to my teacher...”

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The Nine Year Old: “You know when really famous people fail? That’s uh-larious...”

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“Power. Off.” - The Nine Year Old mimicking Bluetooth headphones and then closing her eyes while passive aggressively telling me to stop talking instead of telling her goodnight

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Me: “Can you please try and control your emotions a little better?”

The Nine Year Old: “Tell my mom that.”

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“Dad can I check your hair for lice?” - The Nine Year Old playing with my hair while I’m trying to sleep

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Me: “How’ve you been?”

The Nine Year Old: “I got hit in the head with a basketball. It was greattttt...”

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For some reason I was awakened this morning to the Nine Year Old saying to me from the hallway, “Do you want to see Daddy’s little turd?”

So I for some reason in my partial slumber I said, “Yeah I want to see Daddy’s little turd,” and then she brought the dog in and left, and I never learned the context of why she said that...

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“I like pulling out people’s dandruff.” - The Nine Year Old, playing with my hair

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The Nine Year Old: “No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.”

Me: “What does that mean?”

The Nine Year Old: “You say it when someone tries to cut in line.”

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“My future self gave me a pickle... but it was a black pickle.” - The Nine Year Old, about a dream she had

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“I had a dream I was on the Simpsons roller coaster.” - The Nine Year Old, first thing in the morning, before saying anything else

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“Dad go to the bathroom, you’ll lose a few pounds.” - The Nine Year Old making fun of the fact that I’ve been counting calories

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Me: “Can I work at your restaurant when you get older?”

The Nine Year Old: “You’ll probably be retired, plus I don’t want to hire you just because I love you.”

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“Need a break from the ads?” - The Nine Year Old, obsessed with commercials, mimicking an overplayed Spotify commercial, randomly and frequently throughout the day, but only when we aren’t actually listening to Spotify.

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The Nine Year Old: (running into the room) “Dad I need to use your computer it’s an emergency.”

Me: “Why?”

The Nine Year Old: “I’m writing a kids script... for Saturday Night Live.”

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“People look better on the week of their birthday.” - The Nine Year Old

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“Can you just not spit and swallow it?” - The Nine Year Old when I was spitting in the grass

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“A cat of ours died at the back door at my moms and we buried it and then for Halloween we put a cat skeleton right where it died.” - The Nine Year Old

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The Nine Year Old: “You’re just like Homer.”

Me: “Why, because I’m fat?”

The Nine Year Old: “Because you’re stupid and you love food.”

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Me: “Your breath stinks like crappy candy.”

The Nine Year Old: (whispering, while moving closer to my face) “Smell it deeply.”

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The Nine Year Old has concocted a plan where she will give an “epic” surprise to the person that gives her the best birthday present, so that she will of course get better birthday presents in the future.

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The Nine Year Old: “Can I put chocolate milk in my peanut butter?”

Me: “Hell no. What do you think this is?”

The Nine Year Old: “Sweet town?”

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“If you spank someone’s butt poop comes out.” - The Nine Year Old, randomly

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Me: “What’s your ideal day look like?”

The Nine Year Old: “Watching The Simpsons all day long and eating cold hot dogs.”

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“What would you do with a computer that’s 100 years old?” - The Nine Year Old, randomly

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Me: (wrestling with the Nine Year Old) “You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses would you?”

The Nine Year Old: “Yes I would.”

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“Dad you’re getting fatter.” - The Nine Year Old, staring at my stomach while I was trying to tell her to do her chores

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“Can we make a rule where I can eat whatever falls on the floor no matter what?” - The Nine Year Old after I dropped a Girl Scout Cookie

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“When I have a kid I’m gonna name him Johnny so when he’s born I can say, ‘Here’s Johnny!’ just like in The Shining.” - The Nine Year Old while we were listening to the Johnny Carson podcast

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[thethespacecoyote]

I got tagged by: like a bunch of people

The rules are: Tag 10 followers you’d like to know better!

Nickname: Han, Space, Coyote, DC

Gender: mmmm ostensibly female but its kind of up in the air rn

Star sign: sagittarius

Height: 5’ 5″

Sexuality: bi/ace

Average Hours or Sleep: anywhere from 5-9 nowadays

Cat or Dog person: cats but i like dogs well enough too

Hogwarts House: ravenclaw 

Favorite Anime: tengen toppa gurren lagann

Favorite Video Game:  Borderlands the Pre Sequel

Dream Trip: Spain or Western Canada!

I made my blog: 2010?

Followers: 4,116

Why I made my tumblr: initially i made it cause i thought it was like livejournal and i was gonna just write down my thoughts. then i figured out you could reblog things...

Reason for my URL: there’s an episode of the simpsons where johnny cash plays homer’s spirit guide and at one point he calls it a “space coyote.” the extra “the” is there because of an old joke

UHH I don’t know who to tag who hasn’t already been tagged D:

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20 things to get to know me. TAGGED BY @lamefairyprincess AKA MY FAVE GO FOLLOW HER Nickname: fren, J, baby boy, prince Star Sign: technically sag but im basically a libra Height: 5'9 Time right now: 9:31 Last thing I googled: "old fashioned mens jeans" (im in a play where im a man in the 60s) Favorite Music Artists: twenty one pilots, Ed Sheeran, The 1975, The Front Bottoms, Favorite color: lightttt purple Favorite animal: pig!! Song stuck in head: Fallingforyou by The 1975 Last movie watched: no clue most likely horror movie Last TV show watched: The Office What are you wearing right now: jeans and a Joy Division tshirt When did you create your blog: idk a few months ago What kind of content do you post: twenty one pilots, aesthetic, positivity Do you have any other blogs: yee. personal, depressing shit, anddd somethin else ;) Do you get asks regularly: NO I FUCKING WISH I DID IM ALWAYS SO LONELY AND ILY GUYS. WHEN I GET THEM I GET SO FUCKING HAPPY Why did you choose your URL?: well im sorta kinda not rlly in the album au (not rlly bc nobody interacts with me and my character isnt talked abt whatsoever), but its basically a song i kin with a lot so yea Gender: boyyyy Hogwarts House: Griffindor Pokemon Team: VALOR Average hours of sleep: either 4 or 17 there is no inbetween Lucky number(s): 420, 666, 69 eyyy Favorite characters: Johnny from The Outsiders, Rich from Skins UK, Jim from The Office, Lexie from Greys Anatomy ;-;, Poussey from OITNB, Kit from AHS Asylum Cat or Dog person: BOTH How many blankets do you sleep with: only a comforter Dream Trip: mmmm road trip up coast of cali, oregon, washington, up to canada Dream Job: boi idk Following: 2864 Followers: 313!!! I TAG ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO IT ILY ALL

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https://amzn.to/2NQJ0cr Disque : 1   1. Tomber la chemise - Zebda   2. Viens boire un p'tit coup a la maison - Licence IV   3. La queuleuleu - Bezu   4. Big bisou - Carlos   5. Cha cha cha - Contini Finzi   6. Soca dance - Charles d. Lewis   7. Ai no corrida - Quincy Jones   8. Cada vez - Negro Can   9. Like a prayer - Mad'House   10. You see the trouble with me - Black Legend   11. Show me love - Sid Robin   12. Hot stuff - Donna Summer   13. Ymca - Village People   14. Can't take my eyes off you - Boys Town Gang   15. You're the first, the last, my everything - Barry White   16. Love generation - Bob Sinclar   17. Need u - Serial Crew   18. Lady lay - Pierre Groscolas   19. On va s'aimer - Gilbert Montagné   20. Pour un flirt - Michel Delpech Disque : 2   1. Allumer le feu - Johnny Hallyday   2. Être une femme - Michel Sardou   3. Ou sont les femmes? - Patrick Juvet   4. Funkytown - Lipps Inc.   5. You're my magician - Lime   6. Enamorame - Papi Sanchez   7. Papi chulo (te traigo el mmmm...) - Lorna   8. Pop muzik - M   9. The sound of c - Confetti'S   10. No limit - 2 Unlimited   11. Le bateau blanc - Karol   12. Children - Robert Miles   13. Yéké yéké - Mory Kanté   14. Premier gaou - Magic System   15. C'est bon pour le moral - La Compagnie Créole   16. Ragga string - String Color   17. La tribu de dana - Manau   18. Going back to my roots - Odyssey   19. Ladies night - Kool & the Gang   20. Saddle up - David Christie   21. Être une femme - Michel Sardou Disque : 3   1. The grease mega-mix - John Travolta   2. Chante - Les Forbans   3. Mambo n°5 - Lou Bega   4. Shined on me - Praise Cats   5. What a feeling (flashdance) - Global Deejays   6. Say say say (waiting 4 u) - Hi_tack   7. Vamos a la playa - Righeira   8. Samba de janeiro - Bellini   9. Daniela - Elmer Food Beat   10. Partenaire particulier - Partenaire Particulier   11. Tourner les serviettes - Patrick Sébastien   12. Axel f - Crazy Frog   13. Saturday night - Whigfield   14. Dragostea din tei - O-Zone   15. Born to be alive - Patrick Hernandez   16. Do you wanna funk - Sylvester   17. Menergy - Patrick Cowley   18. Sweet dreams - Phats & Small   19. Seven nation army - Punk Division   20. Flashdance - Deep Dish Disque : 4   1. Get up I feel like being a sex machine - James Brown   2. Last night a DJ saved my life - Indeep   3. Get down saturday night - Oliver Cheatham   4. Horny 98 - Mousse T.   5. Get get down - Paul Johnson   6. Brigitte bardot - Dario Moreno   7. Harley davidson - Brigitte Bardot   8. L'amour a la plage - Niagara   9. We will rock you - Multi-Artistes   10. Suzanna - The Art Company   11. Shout - Tears for Fears   12. Come on eileen - Kevin Rowland & Dexys Midnight Runners   13. Eve lève toi - Julie Pietri   14. Voyage voyage - Desireless   15. Easy love - Lady   16. Gypsy woman (la da dee la da da) - Crystal Waters   17. Don't let me be misunderstood - Santa Esmeralda   18. Cuba - Gibson Brothers   19. D.I.s.c.o - Ottawan   20. The bomb! (these sounds fall into my mind) - Kenny Dope   21. L'amour à la plage - Niagara Disque : 5   1. San francisco - Global Deejays   2. Satisfaction - Benny Benassi   3. Pump it up - Danzel   4. Feel it - The Tamperer   5. Let's groove - Earth, Wind & Fire   6. Let's all chant - The Michael Zager Band   7. Music and lights - Imagination   8. Alabina - Alabina   9. Salsa - Yuri Buenaventura   10. Macarena - Los Del Mar   11. Let's talk about sex - Salt-N-Pepa   12. Throw'm up - Raw Jawz   13. Paris latino - Star Academy 2   14. I will survive - Gloria Gaynor   15. High energy - Evelyn Thomas   16. The rhythm of the night - Corona   17. Freed from desire - Gala   18. Darladirladada 2006 - Ko Culture   19. Pedro va au bresil - Phenomenal Club   20. Soirée disco - Boris